I’ve been whackin-it to Jessi Capelli lay outs for years. She’s the all natural bombshell from Canada who made it to Penthouse Magazine, Perfect 10, and a billion other magazines. Recently I looked her up on line and I was floored! She got old. Which means I got old. I started looking at her face and noticed the Botox, and her obvious nose job. Her natural boobs are starting to descend, which doesn’t matter to me, but if you’re gonna go plastic, shouldn’t you go all the way?

Truthfully my beef isn’t with Jessi Capelli at all. I think she’s smokin’ hot, however, when is it time to move on? If you’re relying on plastic surgery to keep your beauty, hello, check yourself! For example, Michael Jordan came back for a second round and got crushed by the young talent that caught up with him. Chuck Liddell just got handed his third defeat in a row, two fights of which, I would have bet on him. When is it time to start the next chapter of your life?

Now I gotta ask:  When did plastic surgery replace women as beautiful? Do men love women any more, or do they love plastic, tranny look-a-likes? Do men even know what a real woman looks like? Do women know what a real woman looks like? And what happened to the girl next door? Playboy shifted gears in the 90s, from all natural stunners, to big fake tit strippers, disgusting! Has anybody seen the Joker lately? Every woman on Ventura Blvd. ends up looking like this, and who thinks it’s attractive? I bet the plastic surgeons love the new look of their insecurity money.

Lastly, Jessi Capelli, if your married, you should question your husband. Any man that would encourage you to ruin your perfect body with the Bro-Ho tats, should be shot in the face! If I were him, I’d love you and encourage you to stay natural, till death do us part.